Traci's Thoughts

Movin-on-up

traci37 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:31:26 +0000

Weight Watchers…..

traci37 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:53:11 +0000

Good morning all,

I was going through some old pictures to do some scrap booking and realized how much weight I put on in the last 3 years. Oh my god, I feel like crying. Anyone know how I feel? Well! I made a decision to start weight watchers. I have a friend Belinda that has lost 40 pounds and loves it. I was reading that you should start with small goals like 20 or 25 pounds to start. I will keep you posted on my progress. Anyone have their own story and want to share?

WOW! Too Cool

traci37 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 01:33:44 +0000

Bumper stickers 01-(If you traveled this Holiday you might have seen any one of these in passing)

traci37 — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:53:49 +0000

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.

“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

If you want a good laugh……

traci37 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:17:14 +0000

http://www.snotr.com/video/1299

Click on this link.

Is this why I pay taxes????

traci37 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:21:54 +0000

And you didn

Pizza Face

traci37 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:29:31 +0000

Picking your nose is a no..no..

traci37 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:04:55 +0000

A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving

traci37 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:50:34 +0000

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”

“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”

The football-playing turkey

traci37 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:48:22 +0000

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.”

“Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”